If society fell apart this afternoon I’d be willing to bet you’d die. You’ve spent your life learning how to ‘cut and paste’ or how to master E. Honda’s Hundred Handslap in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo, but when the world comes crashing down and you’re hungry, you’ll be eating crunchy Ramen noodles and wondering how your own pee tastes.
Lets face it. You’d die.
For your sake I will be posting tips and answering questions on how to survive the coming apocalypse. Personally, I have it all planned out and this blog is to help those plan for their escape from the collapsing rubble of our society. Post your particular situations, along with your location and environment, and we’ll hash out a plan for you.
I live alone and live at 46798 I just need to know the best way to head so I might survive this.
Hello, I live in Lewisville,NC 27023, and I need some help. How/ When and Where do I escape when the apocalypse rolls around? I have many things that are able to aid me, such as ATV’s and Guns, but will that be enough? ( Of course it won’t, but im talking generally)
I need a way out and find a path to Safety. I also was wondering about using a High Velocity Air Rifle in the place of a gun, if you are trying to stay quiet when you hide.
I have a arsenal of weapons and ammo downstairs, Including
1. Machete
1. .22 Rifle
1. 12 Gauge Shotgun
1. .38 Special Handgun
1. .44 Magnum
1. Chinese SKS Semi-Auto Rifle.
All of you are fucking lunatics!
YES! We are indeed!
Lets just say, Im ready for this!
So, what about after the fact? I get the initial survival but what resources should we stockpile to sustain?
I have dogs, horses, guns, lots of food, and an easily defendable home position. Ha! (lol)
No really, I do. It’s just funny to say it. Ha!
We are trying to reduce fear by spreading knowledge and humor. If you really want to turn up the love, when you get your self some nice warm mittens, get a pair to share with your neighbor.
will we be properly able to protect ourselves from contracting genital warts when the healthcare system collapses? should i buy extra condoms? (and do you think some of those hot, frigid b***hs will finally be willing to give up the cookie in exchange for protection and freeze dried macaroni and cheese?)
Yeah riiiight… I’ll send YOU the location of my stocked solar/wind powered, wood heated uber-remote cabin and arsenal!
Anyone serious about preparedness, regardless of faith, check out the LDS forums. Unless you have had far too much military training (it still keeps me awake) their forum is the best route.
I’d like to see a plan for downtown Baltimore, MD if you have the chance. I am a disaster prevention and emergency management professional here in one of the crime capitals of the world and welcome your input on how to survive Baltimore post-apocalypse (I actually cannot tell whether it is pre-, during-, or post-apocalypse in Baltimore currently). Thanks for the input.
Apocalypse, Let me get this strait, this is in the bible right? Ok. so all the christains will disapear and goto heaven. yatta yatta… well if that happens. then all of the god fearing people would be gone. right? so why would we even plan for anything. cuz once those Luni christains are gone. Life will smooth out and everyone will get along. no wars. it will be utopia!!
that guy, you are retarded. I’m no Christian but…you just said so many things that make me wanna stab you.
You seem awfully confident. What will you do on day 20. Week 20. Month 20 of any crisis. Where will you live? How will you eat? With whom will you network? It’s not just about a few MREs and a Bug Out Bag. You need a broader off-the-grid philosophy and some humility about how dependent you are on modernity broadly understood.
PS What are your qualifications? Are you living off the grid with well water near Bozeman? If not, you’re probably doomed. Survivalblog.com is a much better website for this kind of information.
lets see, im 16.i want to protect my family, and my girlfriend.
I live in suburbia in northern d.c
1. what guns should i get in the coming apocolypse?
2.i just got my drivers license, what would be the best vehicle?
3.should i venture out to save survivors? or should stick close to home and worry about myself?
4.what knd of excersse plan should i work on?(cardio or core?)
5.should i stick close to home, or try and find a more suitable location?
6.how much ammo should i have for my guns
Here are a few of the guns i would use,
-assualt rifle-REC7(6.8 cal. rifle, has reliability and punch of ak47, and the accuracy of an m16)this rifle rarely jams
-sniper rifle-m21(7.62 nato, semi-auto, accurate and powerful,10 round mag)
-shotgun-mossberg 590(12 guage, pump-action, 8 round shell capacity)
-handgun-USP 45.(45. ACP, semi-auto, 12 round mag)
-handgun-colt 1911(45.acp, semio-auto, 8 round mag)
-handgun-m9(9 mm, semi-auto, 15 round mag)
-handgun-glock 17(9 mm, semi-auto, 17 round mag)
-combat knife-ka bar(7″ clip point, very sharp, durable and reliable)
-combat blade-machete(20″ matte black)
I’m thinking that since they seem to predict this coming soon I don’t want to be the fool and have nothing to survive, I live in Omaha ,NE 68117 so can you help me make a plan.
Roach,
Protecting and feeding that many people will be difficult, damn near impossible. You have to think to yourself: “What will I do when my rations run out and my guns run out of ammo or need to be cleaned?” Invest some time into that machete, it will pay off.
Creative thinking, being able to problem solve and having resourceful friends and family is going to help more than anything. Being a doctor won’t mean squat if you don’t, and no one that’s with you, understands combat tatics. Of course if you know how to fight but can’t even build a proper dog house, or cultivate food you’re just as screwed. Getting out of the path of danger is easier on your own, but surviving the destruction of life as we know it takes a lot more; it takes numbers and useful, diverse people more than anything else.
As far as my plan. 1) grab my gear 2) call those that matter to me 3) get to our little peace of wilderness. Even if people would try to come and take from us, the resources they’d waste to accomplish all that would outway the gain. And more than a few of us have various military backgrounds.
* a new show is on discovery, It’s called the colony. check it out
Im becoming more and more worried about this ammo shortage. One can only do so much with .22 rounds. Even the 9mm rounds at walmart have been sold out for weeks. Im thinking about setting up a reloader and getting a shotgun. (I know… gasp… he does not have a shot gun yet!) I have been focusing on building up my skills more than my arsenal. I am making archery equipment, blow guns, and brushing up on the swordplay.
Im interested in the more apocalypse-tech stuff. I downloaded a schematic to buils a wood gasifier and a couple other things but Im at a loss for how to actually assemble it and then how to modify engines to run on it. Hit me back for advice or idle banter.
Ok what am I missing? I have ( takes a deep breath) Weapons- sawed off pump shot gun, Scoped pellet rifle. machete, two steel handled axes, tons of knives hatchets ect. a few old school hand tools. (Hand crank drill, saw ect. Bow, Soon to make a cross bow. hand made blow gun. Home made wood stove, My problem is I dive a cavaler, and live in a trailer park in Ky. While my safe house and apocalypse colony live in Mi. any suggestions?